A Twisted Q & A

[nishthedish]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiRmjKUvc4Q

*The lights drop out, leaving the entire area pitch black. Suddenly music starts playing as a warp pipe appears on stage with Nish himself hopping out into a spotlight*
WELCOME folks, to my first true gag thread! Now, I know my story is taking forever and frankly nobody knows if it will ever end. To tell you the truth, the monkeys that write this garbage keep dieing on me! *fake sobs* Tis true, folks; these simians just don't have the constitutions they used to, and everytime I get a good idea, the ones that writ eit end up croaking, thus leaving me to spend unknown amounts of time to find more. BUT, while I search, I figured I could have some fun with Raz and the gang outside the story.

*applause can be heard from crappy machines to the side*
By the by, that means the Sidequest Stories are BACK.IN.BUSINESS! *The lights slowly brighten up the room as Nish paces about in his fancy Hazama-esque hat, twirling it on his finger delicately, visibly having trouble w/ the rhythm* Anyways, I figured it wouldn't be too fun to simply dictate to you all the nuances of the gang, so how about you guys ask them yourselves? That is RIGHT, folks, this is the ONE! THE ONLY!

*as Nish throws his hat onto his head, a drum-roll beckons the lights to flash and a curtain to raise behind him, revealing the entire Twisted Circuitry cast sitting at a celebrity panel, waving at everyone*

TWWWWWWISTEEEEEEEED CIRCUITRY Q & A!!! So please folks, feel free to post in both this AND the Sidequest Stories threads, me and the gang can NOT wait to get down to business!

Nish's Sidequest Stories: mahboy.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=stories&action=display&thread=629

This has been NishtheDish, now signing out. Stay tight, folks!

[Raevis]

Spectre, are you ever gonna get taller? =O

Also, is anyone willing to dress up as a space-man?

[nishthedish]

Oct 24, 2010 23:24:43 GMT -7 Raevis said:

Spectre, are you ever gonna get taller? =O

Also, is anyone willing to dress up as a space-man?

Spectre: "To tell you the truth, Mr. Sumote, I'm not entirely sure. One of the things that makes my people different form most others is that the way we grow over time as to do with our general power and control over it. One of my friends can be a bit greedy with his abilities and likes to simply throw spell after spell, like a gourmet feasting on food. Now he's wide like Cartman from South Park. Me on the other hand, I try not to use much, only when I need to, so I've stayed small...buuuuut, I suppose once I start using it more like I have been, I may end up a bit taller!"

Raz: "Every time you bend over to look at stuff, we'll call ya the "Looming Shadow", hahaha!"

Spectre: *cracking up along with Raz* "W-When the sun is low, I can lay on the ground and hide in someone's elongated shadow!" *finally calming down a bit, they both try to hold in chuckles as Spectre asks a question of his own* "B-by the way, could you...snrk...c-cou-hehe-COULD YOU elaborate on that space-man question of yoursssssssss~!" *he can't hold back anymore, the 2 friends laughing at their own jokes*

[Raevis]

Like thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis:

Who would be willing to dress up like that? =3

[nishthedish]

Oct 25, 2010 6:51:54 GMT -7 Raevis said:

Like thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis:

Who would be willing to dress up like that? =3

Spectre: *taking a long look at the costume* "I'm too short, let me know if you need a small invader role." *hands the question off to Raz*

Raz: "limbless~" *deflects it to Kagetomi*

Kagetomi: *giving a puzzled expression* "No thanks, looking at it is already making me chafe." *points it toward Scarlet*

Scarlet: "I don't have any experience with sci-fi related skits..."

Susan: "You'd fit better as the alien anyways, hehe!"

Jima: "I never was one for my school's drama club anywa-*looks to see Caroline standing in the suit with Crucible and Crystin helping her get comfortable.*-WHEN did you 3 get that done?!"

Caroline: *smirking through the helmet, her glasses looking extra shiny* "...I always DID want to see space..."

[Raevis]

Soooooo... Spectre, Scarlet, and Caroline can cosplay assuming they have the right role. *Notes* And Crucible or Crystin as make-up aides.

Anyways... NEXT QUESTION.

...

How old are you guys, again? =B

[nishthedish]

Oct 25, 2010 7:29:44 GMT -7 Raevis said:

Soooooo... Spectre, Scarlet, and Caroline can cosplay assuming they have the right role. *Notes* And Crucible or Crystin as make-up aides.

Anyways... NEXT QUESTION.

...

How old are you guys, again? =B

Sound off, guys!

Raz: 17!

Spectre: 15

Zeta: My time of creation was only a month or 2 ago. *Crucible playfully wags her finger at Zeta, telling her she's too young to star on a Q+A panel*

Kagetomi: 20, baby!

Jima: I'm 17 years old.

Susan: What she said... *smiles and points at Jima, who starts giggling and rolling her eyes*

Caroline: I'm only 24.

Crystin: 21

Crucible: 19, but sometimes Crystin treats me like I'm a 9 year old. *Crystin shrugs and attempts to wipe something off her cheek like a parent to annoy her*

Scarlet: 18...anybody hear something?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O7ZZxTp_34
*A loud drilling sound can be heard growing closer as a large section of the east wall is split open by a large drilling machine, accompanied by the stomping of a shadowy banshee slicing away the piles of debris before dissolving away to reveal Alice. The digging machine stops and out hops Dr. Zhen, who signals for Cecil to nonchalantly walk in from behind the machine.*
Zhen: "Gentlemen..."
Cecil: "Ladies..."
Alice: "Fleshlings..."

-In retrospect, it was probably a horrible idea to invite you 3...I'm really starting to regret doing it. *Nish taps his mic awkwardly, not really sure what to make of all this.*

Zhen: "No point in showing up if you don' do it in style. I'm a genius scientist and mechanic, I need to come in with a loud roar."

-Y-You totaled the wall! I was originally gonna have everyone draw pictures for the cast and the cast for the audience and hang them up there, but NOOOOOO, Ms. Evil genius HAS to peel the wall like a damn banana during her entrance...

Alice: Oh pipe down, just be lucky we have the decency to not try and overthrow you Mr. I-Can't-Write-A-Story-In-Less-Than-A-Decade!

Cecil: Just to make sure you get how intent we are on being here; Alice was last recorded as 18, the good Doctor here is 30, and mine is unknown. There, now we HAVE to stay.

-...Fine...rules are rules, but we'll have to get you guys some podiums to add to the pan-*as I turn around, all 3 are already set up among everyone else*-el...well, this has been interesting...until next time, folks.

[Raevis]

Good doctor being used... lightly. >3>

Any household pets? x3 ...No, you can't claim Kage as one.

...Or Scarlet, Alice.

[nishthedish]

Oct 25, 2010 11:34:22 GMT -7 Raevis said:

Good doctor being used... lightly. >3>

Any household pets? x3 ...No, you can't claim Kage as one.

...Or Scarlet, Alice.

*a chorus of chairs being pushed back can be heard, the universal sign of "I'll let the others handle this one"*

Alice: *pouting* Oh, you're no fun. *Scarlet smirks*

Crucible: *waves attention to herself* "Well, I once used to play with all the birds that would come to my family's garden! I'd sing and dance around as my mother and I tended to the plants."

Crystin: "Hahaha, you looked like freakin' Snow White when you did it. Oh, you were an adorable little tyke."

Crucible: "At the same time, you and Baxter the brain-dead bulldog were rather danger-prone, heehee."

Kagetomi: "Heh...I remember when I was a little sh*t like him. Good times, good times."

[Raevis]

Aaaaaaaaaaand biggest fears? =3 Purely curiosity, no animosity.

[Spyke]

uh huh...suuuuuuure

relationships? As in anyone the group kinda left behind for this adventure, parents, siblings, friends, etc. Not anyone currently in the group as we can kinda see some of the relationships there (i.e. jima/susan)

[nishthedish]

Oct 25, 2010 21:49:00 GMT -7 Raevis said:

Aaaaaaaaaaand biggest fears? =3 Purely curiosity, no animosity.

Raz: *playing catch w/ his own head* "I'd freak out if any of the bonds holding me together broke and I literally lost an appendage. Imagine how much other people would crap themselves as it attempts to return to me over vast distances and gets damaged! Also, I hate birds...winged tricksters..."

Spectre: "Two fellow villagers I knew are out in the world somewhere screwin' around. My family always told me about making a good name for myself and avoiding bad impressions. Yeah, peer pressure out the wazoo...not a fan of heights, either, I tend to hide in my tall collar when up high."

Zeta: "Not knowing my own abilities and accidentally doing something in public..."
Jima: "Like when you went to block a plate that flew at you in my family's restaurant and ended up blasting it...and the booth behind it..."
Zeta: "At least we fixed that! I'm just afraid not all of my screw ups can be fixed with massive amounts of duct tape..."

Kagetomi: *noticeably inching away from Zhen who is messing w/ very complicated machinery in front of her* "Yeah, you can skip me...but I'm not showing weakness, no sirree!!! *blushing and getting defensive*

Jima: "I hate snakes and I hate being clumsy and awkward. I'm generally shy, but I don't want to be judged."

Susan: "Clowns...I friggen' HATE clowns!" *ducks her head into her shirt and puts her head down*

Caroline: "Playing sports, I just can't do it. Does this look like a body made for extensive physical activity?!"
Zhen: "It's true, and we hate when plans crash and burn. In high school, we both had a great plan to get out of gym one day, but it fell apart at the last second and we were forced to bend to the will of the JOCKS and their anti-intelligence babble! To say it was dreadful is an understatement."
Caroline: *having some sort of Vietnam flashback* "blue 42, he's open, hut hut BLOCK! pass the ball to the traveler, DON'T DRIBBLE THE BASEBALL, it's had a mulligan all day!"

Crystin: "anything happening to those I care about and spiders...if a spider were to off Crucible here, I'd be in the fetal position for at least a year"

Crucible: "Failing my people and excessive darkness. Yeah, I have power over light, but that means it's now SURROUNDING me~, slowly closing in~."

Alice: "Tight.spaces. It's like being in a crypt, ugh!" *Alice actually gets a major chill, surprising the hell out of everyone there*

Cecil: "Ice...I can't feel around as well in the cold. I truly am blind at those times."
Alice: *nonchalantly* "...duh..."

[Spyke]

*makes note to carry coffin around at all times when alice is involved* You can make a portable one right Spyke?

Spyke: Why on neptune would you think that? D= I'm a technowiz not a coffin maker.

I know, but couldn't you find a way to make a human sized box compactable?

Spyke: I guess I could try...but thats so boring......ooh! ooh! can I install an entertainment system into it?! That would be great! Don't want people distracting you while watching your favorite holofilms? Pop out the box, expand it and shut yourself in! *dashes off*

No its supposed to......*sigh* nevermind

[Raevis]

If Crucible is like Snow White, can she sing for us? x3

[nishthedish]

Oct 25, 2010 22:25:34 GMT -7 Spyke said:

uh huh...suuuuuuure

relationships? As in anyone the group kinda left behind for this adventure, parents, siblings, friends, etc. Not anyone currently in the group as we can kinda see some of the relationships there (i.e. jima/susan)

Raz: "Well, obviously me and Spectre left behind all our guild members, but the village basically saw us off anyways, including my father. Of course, my mother wasn't there since- *sad music begins playing*-she's visiting relatives in a different area! Jeez, not everyone's mothers bit the big one, people..."

Spectre: "Well, my village kinda sent me off to adventure and maybe find those fellow shade beings muckin' around. I just ended up in Dengaro."

Kagetomi: "I'm surprised the rest of my people didn't offer to join us as a small troop of hybrid soldiers. Heh, at least nights sitting around the campfire and resting outdoors would be a hell of a lot more interesting."

Jima: "Ooh, I feel rather terrible about just up and leaving all our friends and family like that. Especially poor Leena.
Susan: "Hey, everyone is probably up in arms with w/e news about surrounding towns is getting out. They know where we are! Besides, I left notes at both our houses and isn't your big sis part of a traveling guild anyways?"
Jima: "Yeah, but she helped pick out the best jobs for me at the restaurant...and it's thanks to her movies that I can fight! Besides, you probably screwed up the letters and wrote them all haphazard-like."
Susan: "Please, everyone knows I'm at my most articulate when I mess stuff up BIG TIME. Normally, I'm simple, but when I need to... clarify the details on a small and stupid problem-"
Jima: "-a large altercation that one could hypothetically lose their own cranium over, you become a word-smith rivaling the likes of Shakespeare..."
Susan: "...Jema...why did YOU get to be the smart one? I'd like to use giant words sometimes..."

Scarlet: "I obviously ran away form home, but my family travels everywhere, so they know we'll bump into each other soon enough and I can clear things up...and apologize to my brother for that wacky concoction of mine, hehe."

Crucible: "Oh dear! Our kingdom! Crystin, w-we up and left w/out much warning, do you think our subordinates can handle everything?!"
Crystin: "Oh right...bah, it'll be fine, they can handle themselves."
Crucible: "But we never addressed the people, won't they panic?!"
Crystin: *thinking hard* "...naaaaaaaaaaaaaaah~..."
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[nishthedish]

Oct 27, 2010 22:40:22 GMT -7 Raevis said:

If Crucible is like Snow White, can she sing for us? x3

Crucible: "depends..."

[Raevis]

...*Hands Crucible a mic*

[nishthedish]

Oct 28, 2010 22:56:06 GMT -7 Raevis said:

...*Hands Crucible a mic*

Crystin: "You sure about this? Her singing is always a 50/50 shot at beauty. Half the time she'll sing with the lyrical mastery of an opera singer and the tone of an angel making chocolate mouse cake in an enchanted oven of eternal youth and happiness. Then half the time she screeches with the whailing cries of a PMSing harpy raping a broken carburetor with a rusty spatula on the roof of an open windowed gun range. Are you SURE you want to take that chance."

Crucible: "Hush, brother, that only happens when singing a song I really don't want to sing!"

Crystin: "I'm still one of the people that has to suffer, though!"

[Raevis]

Crystin just explained my music folder. XD Go for it. =3

[nishthedish]

Well, I suppose we could use a quite musical number to boost ratings. Let'er rip, Crucible! *Nish gives the thumbs up for music to start*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=463Us587Z9o

*what follows is a rather melodic song that leaves everyone floored...needless to say, Crystin is wiping sweat off his brow*
Well, looks like we dodged a Banzai Bill on that one, huh folks?

Crystin: "Seriously..."

Crucible: "See? If I like the song, I can do it easily! Just, try not to press your luck, please, for everyone's safety."

Alice: "...this question sucked..."