Post by nishthedish on Mar 1, 2011 0:19:38 GMT -7
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Please, enjoy a haunting tune as I recount a strange dream of mine! Yes, this is a thread for my crazy dreams. Not that I think anybody gives a damn, I'm mainly doing this b/c I don't want to forget them. Anyways, hope whoever is bored enough to read these enjoys them! Let's start with one I had the past Saturday night:
The first thing I remember is being in an arwing from Star Fox...not sure why, but I was duking it out with Andross for no reason. He kinda just screeched at me like a crazed ape would, so I'm guessing his TiVo didn't record Bones last night and he's rather miffed. I consoled him the best I could by blowing him up...turns out it was the robotic fake and I beat it, but at a dire cost. My poor ship's wings were lopped off by a stream of debris Andross vomited up; needless to say, I was cursing the name of 64's Expert Mode as I spun into a convenient secret base.
Wait a seocnd...let me backtrack a bit. OK, This next part, I have NO idea where it occurred, but I'm gonna guess BEFORE FAWKING EXPERT MODE. So, I'm in this field for some reason on a gorgeous Spring day. I'm chatting with some lady who just appeared, but I can't make out what she actually looks like even though I'm staring RIGHT at her. Like any young man of logic, I immediately deduce that my eyes are f*cked the hell up. She stats showing me these gigantic ostriches frolicking about the field. At this point, I'm ready to leap atop one like it's f*cking Donkey Kong Country, but the woman swiftly warns me not to...even the weak looking one would not be afraid to murder me in cold blood and create an alibi w/ it's filthy winged brethren.
Still with me? No? Tough titties, MOVING ON! SHOCKING MOMENT; the womans form is revealed to be none other than Morrigan Aensland of Darkstalkers. I was immediately wondering why Lei lei couldn't be there as well, but I attempt to speak, and she just kinda giggles at my confusion and sudden sense of awkwardness. She's a SUCCUBUS, what do you want from me?! After loitering in my dream and saying hi, she vanished and I was in an arwing. Shut up, flashbacks add character to the story, especially when they're in dream sequences already, INCEPTION!
FYI, Morrigan's appearance is now worrying me, as one of the signature abilities of the succubus is the ability to project themselves into the dreams of males and literally do ANYTHING. If she shows up in another dream, I'm gonna have a conversation with her...and ride that effin' ostrich.
ANYWAYS, back to me floundering into some secret base. I hover into the base like a pointy wave racer and lazily duck into a side hallway where I just kinda stop against a wall and roll out of the damned hunk of metals. Next I remember is fluorescent lighting, halls, and that eery hospital feeling. Also, we were in the middle of a major snowstorm w/ random folks everywhere. After roaming about, I bumped into Yukari Yakumo from Touhou. I was confused, then unamused b/c I knew she was there to f*ck sh*t up. After more meandering, I met up with Ran who was rather flustered. She was looking for Chen so they could gang up on Yukari and get her out before she did something to really screw me up. She found Chen by the way, the little scamp was in an air duct...except she was in a small fuzzball cat form for some reason.
Ran attempted to climb up, but Yukari gapped her up there lightning fast...and through the duct. By gap, I mean she used her ability to make rips in time and space, teleporting objects through another dimension to another location instantly. Picture a small rip in reality opening right above Ran as she makes her spring jump and another RIGHT beneath the duct...so she jumps full force into the gap accidentally and slams through full force on the duct. With Ran dangling there, I could only say "God damn it, Yukari..."
The morale of the story is t never be wide awake at 5AM by yourself while browsing pictures in an attempt to doze off. sh*t, man...
Please, enjoy a haunting tune as I recount a strange dream of mine! Yes, this is a thread for my crazy dreams. Not that I think anybody gives a damn, I'm mainly doing this b/c I don't want to forget them. Anyways, hope whoever is bored enough to read these enjoys them! Let's start with one I had the past Saturday night:
The first thing I remember is being in an arwing from Star Fox...not sure why, but I was duking it out with Andross for no reason. He kinda just screeched at me like a crazed ape would, so I'm guessing his TiVo didn't record Bones last night and he's rather miffed. I consoled him the best I could by blowing him up...turns out it was the robotic fake and I beat it, but at a dire cost. My poor ship's wings were lopped off by a stream of debris Andross vomited up; needless to say, I was cursing the name of 64's Expert Mode as I spun into a convenient secret base.
Wait a seocnd...let me backtrack a bit. OK, This next part, I have NO idea where it occurred, but I'm gonna guess BEFORE FAWKING EXPERT MODE. So, I'm in this field for some reason on a gorgeous Spring day. I'm chatting with some lady who just appeared, but I can't make out what she actually looks like even though I'm staring RIGHT at her. Like any young man of logic, I immediately deduce that my eyes are f*cked the hell up. She stats showing me these gigantic ostriches frolicking about the field. At this point, I'm ready to leap atop one like it's f*cking Donkey Kong Country, but the woman swiftly warns me not to...even the weak looking one would not be afraid to murder me in cold blood and create an alibi w/ it's filthy winged brethren.
Still with me? No? Tough titties, MOVING ON! SHOCKING MOMENT; the womans form is revealed to be none other than Morrigan Aensland of Darkstalkers. I was immediately wondering why Lei lei couldn't be there as well, but I attempt to speak, and she just kinda giggles at my confusion and sudden sense of awkwardness. She's a SUCCUBUS, what do you want from me?! After loitering in my dream and saying hi, she vanished and I was in an arwing. Shut up, flashbacks add character to the story, especially when they're in dream sequences already, INCEPTION!
FYI, Morrigan's appearance is now worrying me, as one of the signature abilities of the succubus is the ability to project themselves into the dreams of males and literally do ANYTHING. If she shows up in another dream, I'm gonna have a conversation with her...and ride that effin' ostrich.
ANYWAYS, back to me floundering into some secret base. I hover into the base like a pointy wave racer and lazily duck into a side hallway where I just kinda stop against a wall and roll out of the damned hunk of metals. Next I remember is fluorescent lighting, halls, and that eery hospital feeling. Also, we were in the middle of a major snowstorm w/ random folks everywhere. After roaming about, I bumped into Yukari Yakumo from Touhou. I was confused, then unamused b/c I knew she was there to f*ck sh*t up. After more meandering, I met up with Ran who was rather flustered. She was looking for Chen so they could gang up on Yukari and get her out before she did something to really screw me up. She found Chen by the way, the little scamp was in an air duct...except she was in a small fuzzball cat form for some reason.
Ran attempted to climb up, but Yukari gapped her up there lightning fast...and through the duct. By gap, I mean she used her ability to make rips in time and space, teleporting objects through another dimension to another location instantly. Picture a small rip in reality opening right above Ran as she makes her spring jump and another RIGHT beneath the duct...so she jumps full force into the gap accidentally and slams through full force on the duct. With Ran dangling there, I could only say "God damn it, Yukari..."
The morale of the story is t never be wide awake at 5AM by yourself while browsing pictures in an attempt to doze off. sh*t, man...
THE END
